If you think your mom overreacts just remember once my mom cancelled our trip to New York because I refused to eat the meatloaf she made

my mom accused me of selling my birth certificate and social security to the black market when she couldn’t find them

you win


When will your fave ever NOT play in veto and still get taken off the block!?!? Jocasta’s alliance with God already slaying this season <3


Jocasta is getting vetoed without even having to compete for it.

And some of you still pretend she isn’t legendary.


Nicole: Cody, Just because you’re hot doesn’t mean you can have attitude.

Cody: Nicole just because you’re cute and in a frog outfit doesn’t mean you can sass talk me.